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"Oh Who Would Ever Want to be King: The Unauthorized Spiritual Successor to the Unexpected Sequel", 14th Sep 2018, 12:28 AM #1
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On patrician sands under a statue of Justice a young lawyer prosecutes war crimes. The evidence is irrefutable; the witnesses, many. Her opponent has politics and a technicality. The eyes of the world watch.

In time, a judge interrupts the lawyer. The court will not be victimized by wordplay. The defense objects and is overruled. For the first time in history, the King is officially a citizen. His defense falls apart. There is only one possible verdict.

Four hundred years and dozens of wars later, this history has been forgotten. We now find ourselves... in the present.





Oh Who Would Ever Want to be King?
The Unauthorized Spiritual Successor to the Unexpected Sequel




Index
0) Exhibit E
1) The Death of Now
2) Inexplicable Apples

Map


Dramatis Personae
- Prime Minister Xi'anTradayanasom of the Kingdom of Dhammaracarya
- Shuyo Travis Sanporu of Akazuka
- - Assisted by Shuka Lindeshi Nidsmi
- Priestess Rokulily of the Asha Opta
- - Assisted by cloud leader Tali Arani
- Empress Fleur Larafunyá of Tswon Poisskana
- - Assisted by Fei-Lei Fumiki
- - And by Jade Petierre
- Pharaoh Seabiscuit of Meketre
- - Assisted by Adventurer Vladori





Original OP, for the curious
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14th Sep 2018, 12:35 AM #2
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Dhammaracarya, officially The Kingdom of Dhammaracarya, formerly known as Darulland, is a federal constitutional monarchy located by the Luridam Straits. It consists of ten provinces and two federal territories. Its head of state is the Tun Raja, a hereditary position of which its current office holder is Her Serene Majesty Tun Raja Mariam Hexen Menara Binti Dayusinaratbhum-Roth; while executive power lies in the democratically elected government, known as the Mahadewan which is led by the Prime Minister Xi'an Tradayanasom. Dhammaracarya has two capitals: the national capital and largest city being Darulrahman, while the federal government has its seat in Kuala Thep, a new building project built under the auspices of the incumbent Tradayanasom government.

With the relative protection offered by the relative stability of the Luridam Straits, the country has inherited the power of the past empires that were situated along this especially profitable and fertile landscape. Dhammaracarya has managed to build up a maritime empire, although the kingdom does have a few problems involving Frogs and a couple of earthquakes. These past empires never truly recovered from those issues, especially due to the insomnia induced by the Frogs constantly croaking at godforsaken hours in the early morning.

Nevertheless, Dhammaracarya like its predecessors, is a maritime kingdom with an economical focus on trading and its monopoly on spices especially on its production of soma and rockdust. However, it has recently pursued programs focusing on tourism and technology in an effort to diversify its economy and because the seas are getting quite crowded nowadays. The waters of the Luridam Straits is much hallowed, although the effort to improve the country's economy has left it slightly undesirable. Nevertheless, the beaches of Dhammaracarya are an important part of its tourist sector.

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Modern Dhammaracarya


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14th Sep 2018, 4:33 AM #8
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Prime Minister Inkompetentia reporting to serve the people of the small coastal port of Santa Fiasco. We are a humble people with a rich history. Just like many other countries back in the day, from a buildup of oppression and mistreatment and terrible cafeteria food, a rebellion was born to break Santa Fiasco from its colonial roots, and return its people to the lives of simpletons. Led by local legend and pizzegg chef, Don Ignoramus II, we established ourselves as an independent city-state, specialising in the production of large crops of sugar-substitute candy corn.

Our national identity is very much based about this crop, and the local religions rooted in indigenous animism have syncretised with those of the Remnist Missions and the superstition surrounding Steviacorn to create the hybrid Order of the Caramel Corn, lead by high priestess and de-facto leader of the country, Imbess Sill III. I, as Prime Minister, however, am the figurehead of this great land, and while my power is arguably limited by the superseding rules of the OotCC, I'm still technically in charge so take that, Sill!

Like I said before, Santa Fiasco is a city state, but it's more spread out than typical. We have about five main quarters of the city, depending on who you ask, but I mostly just care about the Upper Crust, where me and all the other Level 1 citizens dwell. The others are like farmers and shit. Level 4-6 citizens. Maybe even some Level 7s. But yeah, everything seems to be going fine here. A few attempts at further rebellion here and there, but we've mostly just tried to channel those feelings into Legball games. They're hugely popular here, and we even use them as a method of voting too sometimes. We like to send out Good Vibes to the angry citizens as well. Good Vibes all around.

As for me, I come from humble beginnings. Like many other Santa Fiascans, I washed ashore mid-Duodecember during Monlate Season (which is like Monsoon season but it happens later rather than sooner) with no memory of my life before. A Fiascan Monk (named Steve I think) brought me into his home and fed me various Splendacorn dishes before he started getting kinda creepy and well, I'd rather not go into that. In any case, I'm glad I've somehow managed to avoid him since then. Things kinda just snowballed from there. You work at a few soup kitchens and go on a few rants in public about how much better things could be, and people start to get behind you. The OotCC and I have gotten into a few bloody good rows, but it's all good fun. So yeah, I'm currently just kinda leading this country and also just looking for someone cute to cuddle so y'know.
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"The Nation of Sol Cursia", 14th Sep 2018, 7:39 AM #9
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Nation: Sol Cursia
Capital: Crysanthemus
Leader: Prime Archon Jadeille von Joule
Official Religion: Daughters of Hyacinth
Official Language: Hykantonese
Government: Matriarchal Ecclesiocracy
Nation’s Motto: “Shine as the stars, so as to lift darkness from the eyes of the Fallen.”

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Three major biomes cover the land that Sol Cursia claims as its own. First is the thick, twisted jungle, which acts as a deterrent for many who would wish to enter the country. The trees within the jungles emanate a dark mist, which, if inhaled, can be lethal. Secondly, large swaths of swamplands cover much of the arable land, and most agricultural goods are developed within these swamps. Thirdly, a desert of black sand and stone surrounds a huge crater. At the bottom of the crater sits a massive purple crystal that pulsates with a dim light. This crystal is central to the culture and history of Sol Cursia, and bears the name Hyacinth.



Within the boundaries of the crater sits the sprawl of the capital city, Crysanthemus. While the area near the crystal is a tightly packed metropolis, tendrils of civilization spread out to the upper edges of the crater. Outside of the crater, cities and villages tend to be smaller, and centralized around pockets of resources. All cities carry a shard of Hyacinth, which powers any machinery or technology they have. Most citizens of Sol Cursia follow the ideals of the Daughters of Hyacinth, and those who do not would be wise to act as if they do. This religion values light in all things, though the details of that can be hazy. Many leaders within the religion have control within the government, though it is not run by the church.



The native peoples of the land are known as Starborn, and are different from regular folk in many ways. They are immune to the effects of the forest’s mist, and tend to be built a little larger in muscle mass and height. They also have fairly large hands and feet, and have between 0 and 4 small gray-black horns that protrude from their forehead. However, they tend to be hurt more easily, and it takes longer for their bodies to heal. Their skin has a lilac tint to to it, and their eyes have silver, light purple, or ice blue irises. Their hair tends towards shades of dark blue or black. If a regular person were to mate with a Starborn, the majority of their offspring’s features would be inherited from the regular parent, but the eyes would be as a Starborn and they would retain the immunity to the forests mist. These features would persist for up to 3 generations, after which the genepool would become too diluted and all outwardly physical traits would cease to show. Only Starborn and 1st generation Halfstars are allowed to take a position within the government of Sol Cursia.



The current leader of Sol Cursia is Prime Archon Jadeille von Joule, a 46 year old Starborn with silver eyes and pitch black hair that she always wears in a long ponytail with crystal adornments. She stands at 6’7” and cuts an imposing figure wearing the traditional robes of an Archon of the Daughters of Hyacinth. Her tone is severe, her policies are forceful, and her justice is swift. She has 2 daughters (Zhanna and Myri) and a husband (Khris), but, if she were to lose the throne through death or otherwise, one of the 7 Archons would take the throne. She only recently earned her place, as the previous Prime Archon had their rule cut short by an unfortunate accident while travelling abroad.


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(I got a little extra whimsy in there I think)
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i know how to whimsy, and by jove, i’m gonna. i’ll be back with DRAWINGS and WRITING

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How did I miss this? Is there any room left? If there is I’d like to play as well.
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hey, kids, just dropping a small hint of what's to come from me, and also bumping the thread, 'cuz i wanna read some COOL STUFF from y'all

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here's the name of the nation i'm working on, in its language! with some basic effort and knowing where to look you can figure out how to pronounce that. (hint: google won't help you) i'm not gonna say much yet, but it's a nation of fish people! vaguely insectish, humanoid fish people. originally inspired by sushi.

i'll be back!
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15th Sep 2018, 7:01 PM #16
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*Kicks down the door to the oval office*

Dojyaaaaaaaaan

Nation: USA
Capital: Texas
Leader: Me
Main Religion: Majority religion of the people is Christianity but we try to be secular.
Government: "Democratic-Republic"

I represent the United States and let me tell you all about my damn country. We are a democratic-republic with a bicameral system, but since the House and the Senate are supportive of my pursuits, it's merely cosmetic.

I am the 92nd President of the United States. We are a free nation that is open to whatever whimsical crud that is outside our borders. Our principles are represented under the Bill of Rights and Constitution which I will be ignoring for most of the game.

Our country was founded by a group of pilgrims from space who wanted to abandon their mistreatment from their home country. Since then, they have formed a sizeable colonial plot of land through hard work, determination, expansion, war, a bit of unpopular decision making in retrospect, and luck.

We love hamburgers, peaceful relations, and guns. We are a more simple nation. Our technology is reliant on modern day sciences that allow us to engineer appliances, tools, brick buildings, cell phones, and weapons of mass destruction. If you live in America, you know how we roll. There's very little to explain.

Our country's geography are as follows. From bottom to top, it's hot to cold and rocky to plain. The far left and right sides are more coastal areas while the very center of the country are previously plots of indigenous lands that we are cultivating ourselves. We use every natural resource available to our advantage. The cutting edge of fashion ranges from cowboy attire, to some Hot Topic garbage, to suits and ties. You're free to dress how you want.

We also scoff at magic because we civilized Americans know science! And capitalism. You know, America.

*Reclines on chair*

Let's get this party started.

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If major details need clarifying, I'm all ears.

Part 2

Let it be known that I am the same man who made this play.

Nama's Flavor Text:Ten Pence Peninsula
The UCA forces from the entirety of SardiniaQ' and Neutral territory had been withdrawn. The Wombats and other defenders of the Peninsula had regrouped at the Citadel and were preparing to send aid to other regions of the country. A massive boom was heard from the sky. The occupants of the citadel ran to their stations, expecting another wave of UCA forces. There was no one there however, the battlefield was still a bloody wasteland with no signs of life anywhere. A low whistling began to sound, gradually growing louder. In that moment when there hundreds of living creatures, the next there were none. The titanic force of the nuclear explosion flattened the citadel in less than a second. The sweltering heat fried everything around it. On that spot, there was nothing but a massive crater of smoldering fire and radiation.

Weird Guy Island
The citizens of the city watched in horror as the distant peninsula was engulfed in a massive fiery explosion. They were saved the initial explosion, but the radiation would surly spread.

Unfortunately, they would not have time to evacuate, as the whistling was then heard all across the island.


The entire island was caught in the blast, if anything had survived, it would soon be dead from radiation.


And this is the sort of contraptions and antics I get myself into making. Ask Nama if you don't believe I was making this.

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I ensure you that while my country's culture is not as verbosely developed as others, my actions have been proven to keep the game entertaining, tense, and active for all players
16th Sep 2018, 12:54 AM #17
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Hello, I know literally (almost literally) none of you know me, however one of my friends recommended this to me, so I thought I would oblige. I'll be properly write up a submission soon! Promise~
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Well, write up a submission!

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OP updated to clarify how submissions are handled.
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For the record for anyone who played with me last game, I will not be playing like I did last time. I'm only America in name only.
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AKAZUKA
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Capital: Titania
Rulers: Shuyo Travis Sanporu & Shuka Lindeshi Nidsmi
Main Religion: Selinism
Government Type: I think its a Democratic Republic of some kind.
Motto: "To know is half of the battle, to win is to exploit your knowledge."


OVERVIEW


ABOUT THE RULER(S)


GOVERNMENT


RELIGION


SPECIES

TSUKIN(EXTINCT)


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TAIOKIN


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PICTURE OF SUBSPECIES
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