Kyo:oh you are dead fucking wrong about that, i got a tree right outside my window, i always see em hopping around, picking at the bark. trees can't scratch themselves
Unless they are part of the subset of birds that are sapsuckers (which are clearly more akin to ticks than fleas), the birds aren't looking to drink the tree's blood so much as remove foreign entities like bugs. Birds are clearly more like surgeons than fleas.
great job, Kyo! I love the banner with that huge gator.
I'm not really a patreon person though, so I'm afraid I won't be able to contribute to your scientific research for now.
I can totally give you better mysteries to investigate, though. are crocodiles related to gators or just plagiarists? is the Angry Frenchman a gator wearing a human disguise? who was the first gator in space? and so on.
Hey, that's great! Glad to see you guys on Patreon. My Patreon has never been all that popular, but it seems like you guys are already having much better luck. I hope it makes it a bit easier to fund the site ^^
This will become a world bent and, I fear, broken. -- Z.D. Nakht, Training