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"Apocalypse Plans", 9 days ago, 7:24 PM #1
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Picture, if you will, one of many different hypothetical scenarios. An asteroid is going to hit Earth in exactly 24 hours, and the impact will wipe out everything. Or there's some Rapture-type event in the books, but The Powers That Be decided to give humanity a 24-hour heads up. Maybe everyone's infected with a deadly plague, and while we all feel fine right now, we know we'll all simultaneously have heart attacks at midnight. Perhaps the world's just gonna blow up in a day. No particular reason. It just will, and humanity somehow figures that out.

That's not the point. The point is that in 24 hours, the human race will be no more, and everyone knows it.

...What're you doing?
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9 days ago, 7:28 PM #2
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probably gonna spend most of the day crying and then finish it off with some cowering
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9 days ago, 7:34 PM #3
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9 days ago, 7:37 PM #4
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oh, I figured out the best answer a long time ago.

I'm gonna spend the day working on a time machine that will take me and my house to the distant past, where I'll have more than enough time to work on a portal to allow me to escape this dimension before the Fourth Impact or whatever you want to call it.

what do you mean, it's cheating? for what I know, I could end up in an even worse world, but at least it'll be a different problem.
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9 days ago, 8:05 PM #5
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Aha! You're the one who starts the plague. You travel to the past- transmit the oddly-specifically-timed-death disease to our ancestors and by our bootstraps humanity ends itself.
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9 days ago, 8:08 PM #6
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Ha! You won't kill me asteroid! Not if I kill me first!
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9 days ago, 8:15 PM #7
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If it's an asteroid or something that affects the global environment, I'd take a trip to Kennedy Space Center, either hijack a shuttle or work together with NASA faculty to get an impromptu abandon-earth shuttle arranged, and jettison my ass into the Outers of Space.

If it's any of the other things I'd probably bury a cache in a very obvious Holy Shrine-like location containing all my artwork, including the raunchy stuff. Just out of hope that some time in the next x-thousand/million/billion years, a new race of sentient beings will rise from the ashes of humanity's decimation and, in their quests to uncover the dark secrets of the Earth's history, discover my work and regard it as some kind of holy relic.
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9 days ago, 8:27 PM #8
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Spent all of my saving on the most expensive delicious food, and then get drunk ti'l I drop unconscious.
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9 days ago, 8:50 PM #9
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Bandkanon:If it's an asteroid or something that affects the global environment, I'd take a trip to Kennedy Space Center, either hijack a shuttle or work together with NASA faculty to get an impromptu abandon-earth shuttle arranged, and jettison my ass into the Outers of Space.

If it's any of the other things I'd probably bury a cache in a very obvious Holy Shrine-like location containing all my artwork, including the raunchy stuff. Just out of hope that some time in the next x-thousand/million/billion years, a new race of sentient beings will rise from the ashes of humanity's decimation and, in their quests to uncover the dark secrets of the Earth's history, discover my work and regard it as some kind of holy relic.


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9 days ago, 9:15 PM #10
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Kokoneos:


I don’t know if time travel would save you in the plague scenario. How does this weirdly specific plague know what time it is? That’s on me, really. I didn’t think that out before I started this thread.

Bandkanon:


See, here’s the thing about space shuttles:

1. I could be wrong, but I don’t think we have shuttles capable of supporting a human for a lifetime. You’d run out of oxygen eventually, right?
2. If the world is ending, everyone’s gonna be trying to jettison themselves into space. You’d be fighting your way past a huge mob.
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9 days ago, 9:20 PM #11
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oh I was only going with the asteroid scenario lol. plagues are a completely different issue... but there may still be an ancient, forgotten Maya cure or something in the past!
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9 days ago, 9:38 PM #12
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Haha- I was just pulling your chain with some Heinlein logic.
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9 days ago, 11:35 PM #13
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I live in the prepper state of Florida where we prepare for any hurricane, asteroid, nuclear attack, or any other extinction event. We're totally stocked up on enough beer to party through it all.

Every hurricane you can tell the native Floridians from the non-natives at the grocery store. While non-natives are stocking up on canned food and batteries, Floridians are stocking up on beer.
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9 days ago, 11:35 PM #14
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9 days ago, 11:42 PM #15
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I'd follow in my Cousin Walter's footsteps and pull out my piece and start furiously beating off, starting a chain reaction.
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8 days ago, 12:16 AM #16
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Oh, I've dreamed about the asteroid moment in a 'call of the void' fantasy. I'd visit my family, with them well and the like, and then go to wherever ground zero is, if they knew and revealed it.

Then I'd wait, probably with some whiskey, and attempt to punch the asteroid at the last second as it crushes me in a blink. The idea of defying complete futility to the end is somehow extremely appealing. And what a metal way to go!

That said, I'm married these days and I don't want her to feel alone in such a catastrophe, so I'm probably more likely I'm going to put every conceivable layer of protection between the asteroid's explosive burst and her, with myself as the last squishy line of defense. And yes, whiskey will probably be involved again.
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8 days ago, 1:08 AM #17
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Random idea, take it or leave it: What if you both held hands while trying to punch the asteroid with your free hands? Metal, romantic, and completely pointless!
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8 days ago, 1:14 AM #18
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I like the way you think!
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6 days ago, 8:26 AM #19
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6 days ago, 2:53 PM #20
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i thought this was like... plans for after the apocalypse and I was ready to talk about all my mad maxiest of plans

i was gonna get a cattle dog y'all

anyway I probably wouldn't notice if the world was ending because I'm a terrible shut in
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