The previous thread got wiped, so here's a new one.

My thought:

It's funny how my little sis can cheer me up from pretty much every sad moment.

i had to learn every social clue and border by overstepping it

thread was wiped? never fear
frog is near. frog is here
he's little, green, and full of cheer
but he's driving home.
don't give him beer

Oh I'll give him two beers then
(my dyslexic brain skipped the driving bit, oops)

I'll drink the beers for the little guy :,)

Why did the first one get wiped?

The person who made it deleted their post history

A thought train about a Mario comic book realigned to a spinoff where Mario invites friends, enemies and Waluigi to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
Mario plays the DM, Narrator, and NPCs. It's implied he's doing voices for everyone but everyone still sounds like Mario.
Luigi plays a human Paladin. His character gets the most focus in the story, and puts the Good in Lawful Good.
Peach is a human Cleric, same god as Luigi. She keeps the team in line - at least, as in line as one could keep this team.
Daisy plays an elf Ranger. She serves as the team's archer, but don't make the mistake of facing her head-on.
Bowser is the Dragonborn Barbarian. He's basically playing himself, and is a few moral ties away from being a murderhobo.
Wario is a dwarf Rogue. As greedy and antiheroic as ever, he takes the biggest risks for the highest rewards.
Waluigi plays an elf Bard. While chaotic enough to go with whatever plan catches his interest, and despite having one of the highest charisma stats in the party, should not be trusted with anything.

"friends, enemies and Waluigi"

Ngl, that is totally how I would see the Mario cast playing.

Since I know some people don't like Waluigi I'm willing to compromise with Rosalina as the team bard, but she is also an elf

If Waluigi is the bard, his character also had Waluigi's moustache.

Wait, people don't like Waluigi? WHO ARE THESE SINNERS? (Puts on crusader outfit and pulls out shotgun)

What kind of monster doesn’t like Waluigi

Despite the fact that I disagree with their stance on Waluigi, I will not betray their identity

When I play mariokart the waluigis always win

Speaking of Waluigi, I refuse to believe between all the talented game developers and creative minds at Nintendo that we couldn’t get a great Waluigi game. Though, I get that no one at Nintendo probably cares enough to actually do anything with him. Especially not now since the Switch is a main focus, and I doubt they would ever make a mainline game for him. I could see him being in a spin-off like the Warioware and Wario Land series, but something like that would not come out on the Switch. Unless they decided to do a phone game for him or something, I don’t really see it happening anytime soon, or possibly ever unless we get some meme-cultured developers at Nintendo at some point.

still waiting for Nintendo to drop an official version of this baby

I'd totally play that game.

Same, that’s why I always play as him.

Where is Waluigi’s solo platforming game? So many people would collectively explode with joy if such a thing existed.

Subconscious thoughts and Waluigi 2.5