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"Lessons learned the hard way", One week ago, 10:08 PM #1
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Beans don't last forever.
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One week ago, 10:09 PM #2

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Chocolate DOES melt.
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One week ago, 10:10 PM #3

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Never trust a fart.
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One week ago, 10:11 PM #4
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Don’t drink raw milk
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One week ago, 10:21 PM #5
didn't want to catch a big fish anyway
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Refrigerated food does eventually spoil.
One week ago, 10:26 PM #6
but bob just wants to be friends
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Don't bake cookies around children. They end up wanting them. How dare they.
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One week ago, 10:29 PM #7
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Never eat soggy wheat smh
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One week ago, 10:29 PM #8

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Don't eat an excessive amount of chocolate in one sitting

I went to IHop once and got chocolate pancakes, with chocolate chips in them, with chocolate syrup on top (that was literally one of the breakfast items BTW.)

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One week ago, 10:47 PM #9
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Always go to the bathroom before getting in a pool.
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One week ago, 10:48 PM #10
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The cutting knives go blade down in the dishwasher :(
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One week ago, 11:00 PM #11

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When grating cheese or any food on a cheesegrater, be aware of your fingers
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One week ago, 11:40 PM #12
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don't operate a battery drill with long hair flailing all over the place
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One week ago, 11:43 PM #13
it's pronounced "Kooky"
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Check your tablesaw blade reguraly before use.
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6 days ago, 12:55 AM #14
has a perfect cut
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Turn a lamp off before unplugging it and moving it. Seems obvious, not obvious enough for me X)
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6 days ago, 12:58 AM #15
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Don't put anything you remotely care about behind or even adjacent to that dang archery target!
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6 days ago, 1:08 AM #16

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Clean lint from your Dryer regularly or you will, in fact. Cause a minor electrical fire.
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6 days ago, 1:19 AM #17
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Don’t store jugs of milk on their sides or else they’ll leak over time, leaving you to wonder what that horrible smell is until you clean under the crisper drawers and discover that you’ve accidentally made cheese.

I learned this the hard way when I was living in my student apartment when I was about 20.
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6 days ago, 1:26 AM #18

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*gags*
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6 days ago, 1:29 AM #19
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Lutzbug:Don’t store jugs of milk on their side in the fridge or else they’ll leak over time, leaving you to wonder what that horrible smell is until you clean under the crisper drawers and discover that you’ve accidentally made cheese


That reminds me.

Check to make sure your milk hasn't gone bad before pouring over cereal and taking a big bite from it.
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6 days ago, 1:29 AM #20
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I used to work as a dishwasher, so I’ve seen enough nasty, rotting food to last me the rest of my life. Accidental fridge cheese is still the grossest thing I’ve ever cleaned.

Merged Doublepost:

RockCandy:That reminds me.

Check to make sure your milk hasn't gone bad before pouring over cereal and taking a big bite from it.


NOOOO NOT CHUNKY MILK….
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