1) What is your aunt’s name? If you have multiple aunts, make a list.
2) What is your favorite shirt that you own?
3) What are your thoughts on themed restaurants?
4) Do you ever worry that your job will be automated?
5) Do you have a specific side of your face you favor aesthetically?
6) If you were a houseplant, what kind of houseplant would you be?
7) When is it acceptable to start decorating for Christmas?
8) What is your favorite historical decade?
9) How fast do you read?
10) Have you ever seen the aurora?
11) Can you write me a short poem about yourself?
12) What did you dream about last night?
13) What is your favorite onomatopoeia or sound effect?
14) Do you stay hydrated?
15) If you could have a pair of salt and pepper shakers shaped like anything in the world, what would you have them be shaped like?
16) What is the longest you’ve ever remained in a seated position?
17) Homicide detectives are kind of hot, right?
18) Would you ever try laser hair removal?
19) What is the nicest bathroom you’ve ever had the pleasure of visiting?
20) Explain to me, without looking it up, how a credit union works.
21) Have you ever been to Cincinnati?
22) Should ketchup be refrigerated?
23) What’s the most interesting shape you’ve ever seen in a cloud formation?
24) Would you eat a bug (prepared in the style of your choosing)?
25) What have I (Taily) got in my pocket?
26) How many books can you balance on your head?
27) Have you ever been scammed?
28) Where are you located, right now, as I ask you these questions? Describe the place.
29) Do you have a favorite parable or fairy tale?
30) Have you ever gotten an ulcer?
31) What are some good names for a poodle?
32) Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist party?
33) Do you salt your salad?
34) What do you think of the semi-recent trend of cereal companies making giant versions of their cereal? Like, giant, snack-sized pieces of cereal.
35) Do you have a favorite perfume/cologne?
36) Have you ever seen a shark in the wild?
37) Have you ever tried to give yourself a nickname? (Nicknames given to you by others do not count.)
38) When you shower, do you wash your legs?
39) What are some fun things to do in your neighborhood?
40) Do you read tabloids?
41) What would your drag name be?
42) Are you becoming your mother?
43) Do you want to start a pyramid scheme with me?
44) What is the ideal setting for a home’s thermostat?
45) What’s your pettiest dealbreaker?
46) What food do you prepare for yourself most often? (Note that this is not necessarily the same thing as your favorite food.)
47) Name three things in your immediate vicinity that you could murder someone with.
48) What do you think the acronym WFYTCAIVTLR stands for? I just made it up, so don’t bother Googling it.
49) What’s the password?
50) What age were you when you learned the tooth fairy isn’t real? How did this impact you emotionally?
51) Is immortality worth it?
52) Do you mind the sound of your own voice?
53) Are wind chimes ever okay?
54) Do you like to play games of trivia?
55) How many psychopaths do you personally know?
56) Do you prefer a harder or softer mattress?
57) How about massages, do you prefer a harder or softer massage?
58) Would you respect a man who was completely normal in all aspects save for an insistence on never wearing shoes, regardless of setting?
59) Would you let yourself be shot out of a cannon (into a net, with a helmet on)?
60) Is “quiet quitting” acceptable? Have you ever done it?
61) If you had to choose a deity from the Greek Pantheon to worship, who would it be?
62) Are you up to date on your shots?
63) Who is the weirdest member of your family?
64) Toes for fingers or fingers for toes?
65) What song has been stuck in your head lately?
66) Do you actually like long walks on the beach?
67) What is the most trivial thing you have on your resume?
68) Have you ever tried a sauna? If you haven’t, would you?
69) Are aliens real? Have they visited us? Are they here RIGHT NOW?
70) What is the stupidest injury you have ever gotten?
71) So are Myers-Briggs tests basically just astrology, or what?
72) What is 70 divided by 6 in decimal form? You may not use a calculator for this question.
73) Could you eat an entire rack of ribs in one sitting?
74) Are you too cool for school?