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AvitalzCartoonz♀

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Registration date: 8th Jun 2011
Last seen: 14th Mar 2016, 4:43 AM
Posts: 476
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Location: New Jersey D: (used to live in Brooklyn)
About me
I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're TALKIN' to?
k enough of the obscure meet the scout references

My name is Avital. Yes, Avital. It's more original than my retarded jokes. :3 tuhuhu
I am a proud Pastafarian.
I live in New Jersey. Contrary to popular belief, it isn't covered in garbage. It's covered in dog shit.
I am NOT a NATIVE OF JERSEY. I'VE LIVED HERE LIKE TWO YEARS. I'm actually a Brooklynite. So fuggedaboudit.

Anyway, I was born in Israel. Then I moved to Brooklyn, when I was three. And then here. Fair Lawn Shitville In The Middle of Nowhere, New Jersey. So technically, I can never be president. Cry for me. ;_;

I'm very sarcastic, and I think you are too. At least, I hope you are. Because then I can use my sarcasm to say I ate your dog. If you don't have one, I ate your dog in the future. If you don't have a dog in the future, you don't because I ate it before you got properly introduced to it.

thanks for stalking my profile. you must have some time on your hands to read all this nonsense.

AvitalzCartoonz's comics
So Funny I Forgot to Laugh
One day, a neurotic artist decided to create a stick figure comic. Then God said, LET THERE BE CHARACTERS; then appeared Suds, a cynical drinking smartass, Perry, a shy guy lost in his thoughts, and Avital, the dumb creator herself. Together, they will overcome horrifying obstacles. Like CVS.
Last update: 5th Aug 2012
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