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OnlyFoolsAndVikings⚧
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Registration date: 8th May 2011
Last seen: 8th Apr 2016, 1:48 AM
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Location: Straya
About me
hi i'm fools, i love to make comics, shitpost, and have a good time

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Rosetta Phone
Kez is just some lady who finds herself mysteriously transported to Ancient Egypt, she has no idea what to do, no where to go and no way to get back, but thank god her phone is still working, and god bless her phone provider because the internet is still working. Kez is thrown into the thick of Ancient Egyptian politics and royalty and finds herself the centre of attention and using her phone, quickly becomes hailed as a prophet by the Pharaoh and his entourage.

Kez must keep pretending she’s some magic oracle and figure out a way back home or be caught lying and probably most likely fairly certainly be killed on the spot.

When her phone runs out of battery and she starts having to make up predictions, things start to go wrong.

Last update: 19th Jul 2015
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings's disciples
Fishy
Demon woman
Demon woman

Demon woman
Your hair is like silk
But you're curdling my milk
I know not of what ilk thou art

Demon woman, woman demon

Demon woman
You sit on a rock
Looking nice in your frock
But you're scaring my livestock

Demon woman, woman demon

Demon woman
You're making me moan
Turn my bone into stone
You're taking me home
To meet your familiars

Nice to meet you
You cast your spell
Very well

Demon woman
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Demon woman, woman demon
Ha ha ha...

Demon woman
You cut puppies' toes off
Pull an animal's nose off
How'd you magic my clothes off?

Demon woman
Take me back to your room
Make me howl at the moon
Make me pray to the temple of womb

Demon woman, woman demon

Your breasts are balls of flame
And I'm burning my hands playing these ball games

Demon woman
Demon woman (unholy woman)
Demon woman, woman demon

Ow woman wow wow wow
Ow woman wow wow wow
Devil in a cardigan
Ow woman wow wow wow
Ooh
Aaaaaaaaaaah...
Demon woman