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PartyEscortBotBeans
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Last seen: 12th Dec 2019, 4:24 PM
About Me
Hey. I'm the creator of Office Logic, and azertyland, among many other webcomics.

I'm also Wiki's brother and KarlFlop's cousin.

Quotes that I approve of:

gravyman26:PartyEscortBotBeans is the genius who revived "pee in the morning"


gravyman26:HOLY HECKING BALLS
IT'S A GIF
WOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH


gravyman26:
PartyEscortBotBeans:Image

This is art

PartyEscortBotBeans's Webcomics
2/0
WARNING: This webcomic is a huge, cringy, illogical, lazy inconsistent mess. I was only 11 when I started it and nowadays deeply regret many decisions I've made over the course of the storyline. It, to this day, remains one of the most cringy things I have EVER created. Please, keep this in mind if you do decide to read it anyway.

2/0 was my first webcomic ever, and a lousy attempt at creating a sequel to the genius webcomic "1/0" by Tailsteak, which ran from 2000 to 2003. I discovered it in early-to-mid-2015 and was deeply unsatisfied with the ending. Not because it was bad, but because I wanted the characters to live on. So, I made up some bullshit excuse about the 1/0 ending being completely obsolete, which I barely even explored in the comic, and started a bullshit plot that really didn't make any sense outside of "I want more of 1/0, so I'll just do it myself". I don't think the idea was necessarily bad, but not only was I not ready to tackle such a great comic at 11, I also was a terrible writer AND artist. And none of it is satire; it's all legitimate, and tries to take itself seriously. (Not as in it doesn't have any "humor", it just takes itself as a good comic instead of making it look like it's purposely bad.)

Basically, this comic is less ACTUAL story and art and more fan-service. Well, actually, since no one asked for it I guess it's just self-service. Oh wait, that's something completely unrelated.

So, if you like terrible illogical writing that cancels character development and retcons things that shouldn't even have to be retconned, an inconsistent "art" style (that randomly switches from panels ripped straight from 1/0 to awfully edited panels from 1/0 to EVEN MORE awful scans of actual drawings I made), badly edited stock images, rants, half of the comic just being identical strips with altered dialogue (or sometimes just the exact same strip), GOD-AWFUL "humor" that would fail to make even Arthur Fleck laugh, and/or extreme cringe in general, this is the webcomic for you! If you're a sane human being, however... Run. Run the hell away.

Now that I realize just how bad this comic is, I'm wondering if I'll ever make an actually good "remaster" of this comic. That is, the same premise, but with actually good writing and somewhat decent art. Honestly I don't feel quite ready to.

I don't want to forget this comic; it's still played a big part in my life for the short year or so during which it ran, and I don't feel like it's cool for me to start pretending I never made it. So I fully acknowledge having told this terrible story. But it doesn't reflect me anymore, and you shouldn't see it as an example of what I do now. Even though I don't do much now anyway.

This is your final warning.

- PartyEscortBotBeans 12/12/2019 5:00 PM

Last update: 9th Dec 2016
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
The Enchanted Knife
The Enchanted Knife started out as a joke comic series on the joke comic, Pee in the Morning. Then it evolved into an ongoing semi-serious story about Dr. Kristers Engbarth trying to save the world from Mr. Julia Bricks.

It will still be posted on Pee in the Morning, this is simply a mirror for those who just want The Enchanted Knife.

Note: 1 page corresponds to 1 chapter. The comic also uses story arcs, which are more like traditional chapters.

Last update: 20th Jan 2018
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
Pee in the Morning REBOOTED
Following the terrible fate of gravyman26's webcomic Pee in the Morning (being deleted), PartyEscortBotBeans has decided to make... Pee in the Morning REBOOTED!

May contain Comic Sans.

Last update: 24th Nov 2018
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Frontal Nudity Strong Sexual Themes Frequent Strong Language
StickNAR
You do know about Notalwaysright.com, right?

Well, if you don't, it's a website about stories of stupid or awesome customers. This comic publishes strips of stupid stick-figure customers. That are ridiculously unrealistic. But who even cares?

StickNAR is based by the now-discontinued Not Always Right: Not Always Real.

Last update: This comic has not updated yet.
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
2/0's Punishment Comic
The comic where characters from 2/0 are sent in order to punish their mistakes. It's kind of like hell.

EDIT MAY 23rd 2016:

This comic has been discontinued before it even began. Stop waiting for new strips, they're gonna come out if HL2: EP3 comes out. Meaning they'll never come out.

And even if i changed my mind and decided to continue this notstarted comic, it wouldn't make much sense due to the huge change in 2/0's storyline.

Last update: This comic has not updated yet.
Office Logic
Welcome to the office.

An office like the others... well, not really.

From anthropomorphized animals to an undead boss, this webcomic that surprisingly doesn't focus on one or two character(s) shows what would happen if we let humanized animals wander and work inside a paranormal office...

Notice: My use of the word "paranormal" does NOT mean that this webcomic is scary. On the contrary, it is supposed to be funny.

Special thanks:

- Witty Comics (for most of this comic)
- Paint.NET team (for editing the comic)

Last update: 2nd Oct 2016
Frequent Strong Language
Adventure at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Mike Schmidt's adventure at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in a brand new cartoonish style.
Last update: This comic has not updated yet.
Graphic Violence / Gore
Adventure at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza 2
Jeremy Fitzgerald's adventure at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in a brand new cartoonish style.
Last update: This comic has not updated yet.
Graphic Violence / Gore
Adventure at Fazbear's Fright
The... uh... FNaF3 night guard's adventure at Fazbear's Fright in a brand new cartoonish style.
Last update: This comic has not updated yet.
Graphic Violence / Gore
Adventure at... a kid's house... haunted by nightmares.
The FNaF4 child's adventure at... his own house... in a brand new cartoonish style. Nightmares included, tho.
Last update: This comic has not updated yet.
Graphic Violence / Gore
Green and Blue Randomness
Hello.

This is the most random webcomic ever-

Because, as the slogan says,

Their fates are partially determined by a RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR.

Updates every Sunday.

Last update: 2nd Oct 2016
Frequent Strong Language
Take and Apart
Updated occasionally*.

This is the story of two stickmen. The first one is named Take, and the other one is named Apart. And the rest is told by the strips... and the punchlines.

Last update: 9th Dec 2015
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
Friendship Trouble
Two friends for life, and several awkward moments... for life too.

Those two teenagers are friends, but they are seriously crazy. But by crazy, i mean CRAZY. Crazily crazy, even.

Made with PiXTON. Updated every Monday.

Last update: 19th Sep 2016
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
Code 148
Two scientists discuss the possible evidence of life on other planets when the laboratory is invaded... by aliens. Will the scientists survive? Will Planet Earth be annihilated?

It all depends on you.

Updates every Saturday.

Last update: 28th Nov 2015
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
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Last update: 8th Dec 2015
Graphic Violence / Gore
The Adventures of Henry and Co.
An online comic book about a random guy named Henry. Hey! Wait! Don't stop reading! All kinds of stuff happen to him and his friends! May contain harsh language and violence.
Last update: This comic has not updated yet.
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
P.E.B.B.
Not quite a webcomic. It's more like a mix of a webcomic and a blog. Here i'll talk about random stuff and post random comics.
Last update: This comic has not updated yet.
Square Root Of One Over Negative Zero
WARNING: Please read One Over Zero before reading this webcomic because major spoilers.

This is a comic dedicated to taking One Over Zero strips (in order) and parodying them to make them either:

a) Funnier
b) Less funny
c) Nonsensical
d) Disturbing
e) Blatantly referencing stuff

Updates in an irregular manner.

Last update: 11th Jun 2016
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
Not Always Right, Not Always Real
You do know about Notalwaysright.com, right?

Well, if you don't, it's a website about stories of stupid or awesome customers. The stories on that site are not all guaranteed to be true, however!

This comic publishes made up Not Always Right stories that show how dumb customers could get... Thankfully, they aren't that stupid. Maybe. We hope.

So, this means: None of the stories in this comic are real. They're just there to make you laugh.

Updates when i have time and willpower to.

Last update: 21st Aug 2016
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
azertyland
Welcome to azertyland, the slice of life of some stick figures. Stick figures that happen to live in an inherently nonsensical universe.

Updates daily.

Last update: 10th Oct 2019
Graphic Violence / Gore Frequent Strong Language
Phantomland
A comic with a lot of ghosts and more ghosts and more ghosts. And probably more unrelated stuff.

- Wiki

A comic, yes. Ghosts, yes. Horror, not quite.

- PartyEscortBotBeans

Script by Wiki. Art by Wiki and PartyEscortBotBeans. Irregular updates.

Last update: 2nd May 2017
Graphic Violence / Gore