mattress of pork aspiration
Hi there, I am Seabiscuit!
I enjoy comics, video games, spaghetti, long walks on the beach and eating dirt.
Actually scratch that beach crap.
(Thanks Seeen & RealmLord for the lovely Spaghetti arts!:D)
Seabiscuit, the Baron of Salt and a high-ranking member of the Licorder of Licorice, is known among the land for a fanatical appreciation of spaghetti. So true does her heart ring for the semolina-based strings that she battled General Compadilador as he lead an invasion on the Great Semolina Mines in the Battle of Zest Crag, defeating him soundly and celebrating that very night with a feast of spaghetti salted with the finest salts of the Aurora Ocean, and sauced with the juiciest tomatoes of Namastadner Pastures. The meatballs were standard.