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After a poorly (and lazily) constructed stunt to prove that demons don't exist, the Devil appears to claim what he's owed. Unbeknownst to him, he's been tricked into the contract known as (un)holy matrimony! While the Devil has a new slight advantage to filing his taxes, he must deal with the constant droning from his newish wife(?).
Unfortunately for him, she's not particularly bright or self-motivated. She's not too impressed either! Plagued by her constant hunger (particularly for the flesh of human men, and tasty, tasty newborns), the Devil tries his best to quell her pangs through honest means. The pair must endure the bizarre ensuing revelations in their newly self-created domestic hellscape. Maybe they'll stumble into the American dream along the way. Or run over it!
Black comedy slice of life about demons constantly hungry for the flesh of young infants.
Sort of a CotCA AU
Last update: 15th Sep 2022
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Subject matter may be nsfw, gross, adult or downright disgusting. May include paintings, sketches, etc.
Last update: 15th Jun 2022
Tensions are high in Paris following the attacks of 2015, with the recent rise of antisemitism as an after effect. Lionel, an immortal satyr-like Jewish warlock, quits his long-standing law career after several emotional breakdowns. Paranoid and mostly isolated, he questions his identity and place in the rapidly changing modern world, quick to adapt and entertain conspiracy theories.
His younger brother, Henry-Claude, a weeaboo and disgraced gendarme, dismisses and mocks these theories as frustrated sexual repression.
Their eccentric and cruel father, a scheming funeral baron, Jacques, finds it entertaining. With his own past a shrouded and closely-kept enigma, he's hellbent on grandchildren, regardless of the ensuing consequences.
But something is wrong with Lionel and nothing can prepare him for the chaos that ensues.
ADULTS ONLY; vulgar language, sexual content, nudity, and violence.
Also contains: physical abuse, sexual assault/rape, political extremism, religious extremism, self-harm/suicidal acts, substance abuse, full frontal nudity, body horror, sexual horror.
"have you ever beat your child so hard he became a hardcore zionist"-Omi
(2017 summary)Lionel is an annoyed old man with cloven-hooved feet. An immortal warlock, he retires from his long-standing law career to enjoy the finer things in life. However, his father (possible vampire?), a scheming, Jewish funeral baron with mob and occult connections, wants grandchildren and is determined to get his way.
Last update: 6th Oct 2022