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Shrek's Profile
unabashed sycophant

Registration date: 10th Jan 2016
Last seen: Today, 4:21 PM
Posts: 4539
Comments left: 679
Ratings given: 4.99 / 985
Profile views: 2857
Location: who actually says it like toe-mah-toe
About me
I am literally Shrek. That's right, I'm a lovable ogre with a franchise and four movies dedicated to him specifically. What have you done with your life? Nothing! So get out there and do something!

Kyo:it's comforting that no matter what we talk about, shrek will always be there to go for the easy jokes

Cannon.:You are a cruel ogre.

Shrek: Shrek, I'm afraid you have something far worse....



flutesalute:but she must know about that family-friendly easily merchandisable wacky green ogre we all know and love

inky:*uninktelligible shreking*

Seabiscuit:is shrekerousness the true OTP?

Bold:Shreeeeeek, my meme.


Rem:*barges into mind* Make a holiday movie, Shrek.

inky:Shrek, you're the real cutie.


Nama:Shrek's tears taste like week old piss that's been boiled in the sun on a blacktop.


from the beautiful man known as killersteak

inky:shrek's being a creeper

Seeen:thank you shrek

ur a real hero

no wonder they made four whole movies about you

not counting supplemental shorts

Bold:I trust Monday over a meme.

Mimi:oh no

not the Don-keh

Monday:I feel like we're setting up for Thatguy V. Shrek: Dawn of Civil War of Strudel.

Babble_On:When Shrek is telling you to stop...'re gonna end up on the wrong side of history.

DSW:that's a pretty ruthless roast shrek my man.

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This man will find you and stare ar you while you are sleeping. No joke.