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Shrek's Profile
Shrek♂
unabashed sycophant

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Registration date: 10th Jan 2016
Last seen: Today, 11:45 AM
Posts: 4762
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Location: who actually says it like toe-mah-toe
About me
I am literally Shrek. That's right, I'm a lovable ogre with a franchise and four movies dedicated to him specifically. What have you done with your life? Nothing! So get out there and do something!

Kyo:it's comforting that no matter what we talk about, shrek will always be there to go for the easy jokes


Cannon.:You are a cruel ogre.


Shrek:
RealmLord:hmmmm....no Shrek, I'm afraid you have something far worse....

Sequels

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!


flutesalute:but she must know about that family-friendly easily merchandisable wacky green ogre we all know and love


inky:*uninktelligible shreking*


Seabiscuit:is shrekerousness the true OTP?


Bold:Shreeeeeek, my meme.


inky:shrekmate


Rem:*barges into mind* Make a holiday movie, Shrek.


inky:Shrek, you're the real cutie.


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Nama:Shrek's tears taste like week old piss that's been boiled in the sun on a blacktop.


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from the beautiful man known as killersteak

inky:shrek's being a creeper


Seeen:thank you shrek

ur a real hero

no wonder they made four whole movies about you

not counting supplemental shorts


Bold:I trust Monday over a meme.


Mimi:oh no

not the Don-keh


Monday:I feel like we're setting up for Thatguy V. Shrek: Dawn of Civil War of Strudel.


Babble_On:When Shrek is telling you to stop...

...you're gonna end up on the wrong side of history.


DSW:that's a pretty ruthless roast shrek my man.

Shrek's comics
Your Average Superhero Story
shrek makes another dumb comic where a firefighter who controls rain and shit fights an aeons old mummy guy who sucks the souls out of people

sound uninteresting? well you're right. don't read or subscribe please.

Last update: 5 days ago
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Blood Relatives
When a man wakes up with only his name and a vague warning from an old man, he goes on a journey through the world to find out who his family really is.
Last update: 29th Nov 2016
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Imports
when a mail truck driver going too fast hits a speed bump, a package tumbles out of the back of the vehicle...
Last update: 5th Jun 2017
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haha oldman jenkins hu r u?
the adventures of a senile poorly drawn old man. croc leg sympathizers get out
Last update: 3 days ago
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Grand Old Party
Some people will do anything to become president.
Last update: 15th Dec 2016
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15
A dying empress chooses 15 potential heirs and pits them against one another in a brutal battle of wits and brawn in order to determine who is the most worthy to rule her empire.
Last update: 30th Apr 2016
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Cadence
ca·dence
/ˈkādns/
noun
noun: cadence; plural noun: cadences

2.
Music
a sequence of notes or chords comprising the close of a musical phrase.
"the final cadences of the Prelude"

Last update: 30th May 2016
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Strudelgang
When a pastry that can grant people omnipotence appears, several ambitious people scramble to get it, including a criminal mastermind, a scientist, and an extremely short girl.
Last update: 12th Sep 2016
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Highest Bid
At a strange auction where anything goes, people will give anything to get what they want.
Last update: 7th Apr 2017
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Anthology!
This is a collection of things drawn by people.
Last update: Yesterday
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ComicFury Character Lounge
Based on the recurring "ComicFury Character Lounge" series, several artists bring their interpretation of these insane events.
Last update: 13th Apr 2016
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Shrek's disciples
Shannon
Queen of Puns

Bewareweegee
This man will find you and stare ar you while you are sleeping. No joke.