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unabashed sycophant
Last seen: 7th Sep 2020, 10:30 AM
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About Me
I am literally Shrek. That's right, I'm a lovable ogre with a franchise and four movies dedicated to him specifically. What have you done with your life? Nothing! So get out there and do something!

Kyo:it's comforting that no matter what we talk about, shrek will always be there to go for the easy jokes

Cannon.:You are a cruel ogre.

Shrek: Shrek, I'm afraid you have something far worse....



flutesalute:but she must know about that family-friendly easily merchandisable wacky green ogre we all know and love

inky:*uninktelligible shreking*

Seabiscuit:is shrekerousness the true OTP?

Bold:Shreeeeeek, my meme.


Rem:*barges into mind* Make a holiday movie, Shrek.

inky:Shrek, you're the real cutie.


Nama:Shrek's tears taste like week old piss that's been boiled in the sun on a blacktop.


from the beautiful man known as killersteak

inky:shrek's being a creeper

Seeen:thank you shrek

ur a real hero

no wonder they made four whole movies about you

not counting supplemental shorts

Bold:I trust Monday over a meme.

Mimi:oh no

not the Don-keh

Monday:I feel like we're setting up for Thatguy V. Shrek: Dawn of Civil War of Strudel.

Babble_On:When Shrek is telling you to stop...'re gonna end up on the wrong side of history.

DSW:that's a pretty ruthless roast shrek my man.

Shrek's Webcomics
In the year 2019, the entire world lives an average life.

At least, they would, if it weren't for the sudden appearance of a now infamous anti-hero who possesses supernatural abilities that are completely unmatched-- He is the only one in the world who has been granted this immense power, and as such, has taken up the role of a 'vigilante', fighting crime wherever he goes and attempting to bring peace to the world.

The only problem? He's young, inexperienced, and lacks self-control. Not to mention the fact that he's a self-indulgent jerk who sometimes straddles the line between what is morally acceptable or not.

Because of his unpredictability, people have nicknamed this anti-hero 'Aporium', similar to the word defining an impossible internal conflict. As such, the population of the Earth has split into two sides-- those who wish for Aporium to succeed, and those who believe the world would be better off without him.

Can Aporium do the right thing despite such a huge part of humanity rooting for him to fall?? Or will he succumb to the pressure and fail miserably? Only time will tell.

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you are a cat
come with me as i learn how to draw cats
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Rehabilitation and Reform
In a civilization where crime and other wrongdoings run rampant, a team of former super-villains tries to live an honest life. Meanwhile, a group of outclassed superheroes try to bring peace to a weary world.
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the family guy fun time funny fan comic featuring peter griffin!!! now found in stores near you
my dad makes me watch family guy every night for 40 minutes before bed
Last update: 14th Aug 2017
Your Average Superhero Story
shrek makes another dumb comic where a firefighter who controls rain and shit fights an aeons old mummy guy who sucks the souls out of people

sound uninteresting? well you're right. don't read or subscribe please.

Last update: 21st Jun 2017
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If Only You Knew
i hung up
Last update: 10th Jul 2017
Blood Relatives
When a man wakes up with only his name and a vague warning from an old man, he goes on a journey through the world to find out who his family really is.
Last update: 29th Nov 2016
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when a mail truck driver going too fast hits a speed bump, a package tumbles out of the back of the vehicle...
Last update: 5th Jun 2017
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haha oldman jenkins hu r u?
the adventures of a senile poorly drawn old man. croc leg sympathizers get out
Last update: 23rd Jun 2017
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Grand Old Party
Some people will do anything to become president.
Last update: 15th Dec 2016
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A dying empress chooses 15 potential heirs and pits them against one another in a brutal battle of wits and brawn in order to determine who is the most worthy to rule her empire.
Last update: 30th Apr 2016
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noun: cadence; plural noun: cadences

a sequence of notes or chords comprising the close of a musical phrase.
"the final cadences of the Prelude"

Last update: 30th May 2016
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When a pastry that can grant people omnipotence appears, several ambitious people scramble to get it, including a criminal mastermind, a scientist, and an extremely short girl.
Last update: 12th Sep 2016
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Highest Bid
At a strange auction where anything goes, people will give anything to get what they want.
Last update: 7th Apr 2017
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Anthology is the primary catalogue of the Mid-Strudel culture, located on ComicFury. Members of the ComicFury Noticeboard (endonymically referred to as Strudellers) create pictorial representations of one another and share them with the community. Memes ensue.
Last update: 31st Aug 2020
ComicFury Character Lounge
Based on the recurring "ComicFury Character Lounge" series, several artists bring their interpretation of these insane events.
Last update: 13th Apr 2016

Shrek's Disciples
Queen of Puns

This man will find you and stare ar you while you are sleeping. No joke.