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Patent Absurdities 0001 Four Vegetables That Are Too Disgusting to Taste

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Starting from Comic #1: Patent Absurdities 0001 Four Vegetables That Are Too Disgusting to Taste
Patent Absurdities 0001 Four Vegetables That Are Too Disgusting to Taste
Patent Absurdities 0002 Don't Touch Me I Don't Know Where You've Been
Patent Absurdities 0003 Enema with a Straw
I do apologize. This particular seed was written when I was about five years old.

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I wonder if you can get a tune out of it?
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Patent Absurdities 0004 Funneling Beer vs Trumpeting It
Personally witnessed this particular misfortune. It makes the most amazing sound.

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Some sort of impeller?
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Patent Absurdities 0005 Stuck in the Tuba
Patent Absurdities 0006 Me, My T-shirt, and Other Things That Can Be Turned Inside Out