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Warning: not for children under the age of 18, Side effects of using my first strap-on include but are not limited to feelings of ecstasy, eyes rolling to the back of your head, dilated pupils, blood circulation, and overstimulation

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I love how sassy the host is in that middle panel, that's how I walk away from shitty situations

Dang, that's the end of chapter one.

Remember these ads in comics? As a kid, I used to read comics that were printed well before my time and would beg my mom for some of the toys and things they were trying to sell. She'd protest and I just couldn't wrap my head around the fact that these were old ads and you weren't able to order those cool gadgets and thing-a-jigs anymore.